I believe...
I'm starting to like Dr O, not that its hard to do considering he is a tall glass of butter pecan with whipped cream and cherry on top! Even if nothing comes out of this, I need to make sure we take a ton of pictures, so I can add him to my collection of foine azz men I've dated. His features are so well defined, from his pointed nose that I can imagine my lips will be gracing pretty soon. He has full eyebrows, and gosh those eyes, its almost like he's starring right thru me. My 6'3'' eye candy, well not quite mine, but thats the plan, make him mine but in a way that makes him feel I'm doing him a favor. Lets get this straight here, I do not chase... after the ball that is, I merely serve it back gracefully, batting my eyebrows and flashing a smile all the while.
I play games, I'll admit it, I think we all should in the initial stage of dating. It makes things a lot more interesting, and it gives you time to figure this person out. Take for example last night, Dr O wanted to go out for dinner and drinks, sounds great right? Yeah well except for the fact that he called me at 6pm, wanting to go out at 8pm...NO NO NO Even for his fine self, I will not bend my rules, you plan dates, and he knew I had the weekend off, because I told his foine self 5days ago, but he obviously didnt get the hint soon enough! So I declined his wonderful offer, and said I already had something planned, he sounded slightly disappointed, and asked about today, and I said I would be available. I asked him what he has planned, but he just said to "bring my pretty self out and leave the rest to him". So yup, I'm actually excited, you see now this is a planned date!
Ladies dont drop your standards and settle for less than you are worth. Ok so what if I lied, as it stands I did nothing last night, instead I went over to my lil sister's place, who had no problem kicking me out an hr later cause her silly bf was coming over. Lil sister is dipping her chocolate butt in vanilla these days, she claims they get excited by her exoticness, and are content with sucking her toes. Plus they arent as scared of the V word, not like "saint" Gbenga with his "baby make I open door small" comment. My poor lil sister is scared of naija men now, so I'm trying to bring her back to her roots. Now if I can get Dr O to bring me back to mine, with his foine Igbo self. I can picture our traditional wedding now, with his soft, lucious lips drinking the palm wine I present to him. Excuse me for gettin carried away but I've to admit this lonely ish is starting to get to me, especially when my cousin Ada whom I'm at least 4yrs older than just had baby #2. I need to get my oven heated, and start baking my cookies before NEPA takes light!! LMAO, but for real!
So no hospital call this weekend, no crazy parents, just a date with a "potential", so what should I wear, hmmm how much fire do I want to start??
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Dr O, is begining to sound mega foineee to me - you must keep us updated on developments.so what will one be wearing for the date tonight. I feel u on the whole ove thing - but mine is seasonal. LOL.
lol @ "I need to get my oven heated, and start baking my cookies before NEPA takes light!! LMAO, but for real!"
thats just soooooo funny!!! am actually quite excited for you and am looking 4ward to hearing about the date. hope you have a blast!
hmmm..this could get very interesting...!
so how was the date? hope he didn't dissappoint!
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This is my first time here and I'm loving your blog. Apart from the nice hot man-related gist (we always love that), I love your writing style - very witty, interesting and fun to read. Welcome to blogworld, and please keep it coming!
LOL!!!! ROTFLMAO!! Came over from Kulutempa's page. So this is my first time on ur blog too. I'm loving ur blog!!! Couldnt help laughing at the baking cookies in the oven b4 Nepa takes light bit!!! Arent we all?!?!?!?!!? Best Wishes on snaring Dr O babe and may he be the right one for u!!!. (smile)
ok, now i am officially in love with your blog! you are utterly ridiculous!
i like your sister. lmao@ "baby, make i open door small!" bruhahahahha. i've got me a lot of offers, but none quite so eloquently said.
loving this!
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